How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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