two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
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