Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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