he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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