Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
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