Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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