Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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