She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
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