oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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