Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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