If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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