their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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