Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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