they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
false alarm, still single
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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