I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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