So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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