I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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