Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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