In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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