is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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