i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
Randomize
