Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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