ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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