Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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