we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
a search helicopter?!
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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