What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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