I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
This is my gift to your gina
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
Randomize
