Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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