Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
