Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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