check it out our google latitudes are spooning
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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