so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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