just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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