New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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