Porn is love you can see.
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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