I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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