No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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