New invention idea: vibrating tampons
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
My vagina just clenched in fear
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