I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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