you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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