Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
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