I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
I have aggressive nipples.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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