physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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