Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
I will be naked everywhere
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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