and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
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