how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
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