this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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