Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Randomize
