Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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