We should be called the Road Head Warriors
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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