just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
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