Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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