it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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